Okay, so last night I offered some predictions that turned out to be not-so-accurate. Then again, going two for four in this bizzaro world that is the 2013 NCAA Tournament isn't all that bad. That being said, tonight is a completely different story. I am absolutely, 100% positive that every one of the following predictions is correct. I've personally spoke with each team, each coach, and even the allegedly racist Doug Gottlieb, in order to ensure that I am the most qualified person on the planet, to make these predictions. Go ahead and bet your children's college fund, your house, and whatever else you can gather up, because these picks are the definition of mortal locks! And if I'm wrong, you need to seriously reevaluate your life. I mean you're kid's tuition money? What's that about? You need help, man... Here are the picks!
Game 1: #12 Oregon vs. #1 Louisville
Game Time: 7:15
Winner: Louisville
Final Score: 78 - 63
Game 2: #4 Michigan vs. #1 Kansas
Game Time: 7:37
Winner: Michigan
Final Score 67 - 61
Game 3: #3 Michigan State vs. #2 Duke
Game Time: 9:45
Winner: Michigan State
Final Score: 74 - 72
Game 4: #15 FGCU vs. #3 Florida
Game Time: 9:57
Winner: FGCU
Final Score: 80 - 78
P.S. I hate Doug Gottlieb and absolutely hope he gets fired for reasons I will not get into right now. However, despite his comment being weird and awkward like the weird little awkward guy he is; it was is no way racist. Check the video below if you missed his comment.
(The White Man's Perspective)
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